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Offline thebest

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Very Funny Quotes
« on: April 28, 2011, 04:49:34 AM »
Funny quotes is one of the best way for having fun.Short and very easy to remember,you can share these funny quotes with your friends,in e mails or in your profiles in social networks.When you have a short break and want to do something to relax,read funny quotes and sayings and you'll spend a great moments.Bellow are few of my favorite funny quotes,which make me laugh out loud:

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Love the neighbor. But donít get caught by her husband.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day

If you like these funny quotes and want more fun,visit Funny Quotes and Sayings.There you'll find more funny quotes and sayings,life quotes,famous quotes,funny profile quotes for Facebook or funny pictures with funny quotes.Enjoy!

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 04:30:44 AM »
great quotes to reminds us that we should take life so seriously!

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 03:29:35 AM »
haha thanks for these, I agree not to take life too serious.

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 04:24:50 AM »
Nice great quotes, Thanks to share.  :cry:

Offline amber.long83

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 01:27:49 AM »
He he he nice and funny. Keep it up.

Offline finishsupper

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 03:09:41 AM »
I feel funny when know it. It's great!

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Offline Ayen Mahinay

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2011, 01:50:08 AM »
so cute joke  :bounce: feel great and nice.
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Offline wenneferbasir

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2011, 02:05:55 AM »
It is very fully one ...

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 11:42:57 PM »
Hi..............
Really so funny sharing in this forum. I enjoy all these so much.
You make my today so good.
Thanks for sharing.:D :D :D

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 12:03:33 AM »
your Funny Quotes are outstanding it make me laugh when ever i get it in my mind.... great post thanks.....

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2012, 12:52:27 PM »
A lie is not a lie if you believe it to be true. --George Costanza.

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2012, 09:52:27 PM »
One from my end; "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

Offline nimbystripes

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 07:49:58 PM »
One from my end; "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

Hahaha!!! Agreed!!!

Offline James twinli

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2012, 02:17:49 PM »
Very funny!
Here is one more..There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. ;)

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 10:29:01 AM »
Very Funny Quotes. I will like to add one more.

My husband and me took divorce because we had religious differences. He thought He is God and i think he is not. Lolz

 

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