ok look when i whas a little boy i loved
(pollitos) thats mexican or spanish for
chiks <- not girls but little yellow
chikends im not sure what to call them
u know the ones that just came out of an egg
ok so 1 day i learned that this chiks besides
if a big chiken sit's on them they can be made
with some mahine that warms eggs and i thought that whas pretty cool
i whas just a little kid and i had no money for a machine like that
and i had no money to buy a chick
but of course i had lots of eggs
so after sqashing a couple on mi butt for 2 hours and nothin
i remembered that machine so i remembered what it suposed to do
so i decided to put the egg on the microwave
those really old microwaves that went clink
like a bell wen they finish
not digital and it whas a huge i mean huge microwave
i had little eggs left so i decided to use just 1
ok so i put it in and set it on 10 min on high
and im watching tru the window the egg spining around and around
1 hing i forgot to mention is that
the microwave whas on top of the refrigirator
and i had to use a chair and stan on mi toes
ok so its almost 7 min and then the egg starts to move
and i whas geting very very ansius or something like that
i had a huge smile on mi face but...
then out of nowhere
the egg exploded like a bomb
and i when like... WTF i almost felt down
and i wanted to cry beacose i thought i killed it
but that whas the least of mi worryes beacose
mi mom went to the corner to buy some tortillas
tortillas are the ones u make tacos and burritos around here
ok so i know im gona get a big woop a**
so i tried to remove the egg but it whas to hot
so i trow in some water and smoke started to come out
and made some sparks i hought it whas going to be flames
so i remembered that baking pouder its used to put out flames but
i didint know what it looked liked so then
since when i whas little i wanted to be a fire man i remembered that peopel roll over
the floor when they are on fire... so i thought dirt puts out fire also
so i went into the yard and got some dirst and i trow it in there also
i was so scared that i decided to just close it and hide on the bath room and close the door but...
then i decided o go watch some black and white tv so i left the door open
when mi mom came back and yelled..
WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN
and she see the big mess.. i play
dumb hu.. what?
what hapend here i say..
and she ask if i did that
and i said
wow i think somebody came in and did this
but then i looked so scared that i got
a big woop ass
but it whas worth it beacose 2 months later i got 8 pesos and i bought me a chick
and i realised a chick its not a good house pet
Shi**s all over makes lots of sound all day and all night chip chip chip
non stop more then a baby
they look cute but bealive me u dont want one
and sooner or later they are gona eat it
but that whas not the case here
beacose i did 1 more mistake like i alwais do
i tried to introduce mi lil chick to my cat
i told mi sister to hold the cat good
but unfortunatly she didint
good bye chick i will alwais remember you
i didint eat chiken for 3 years
but now i do.
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