Friend of mine posted this at another board recently ansd i`ll take the liberty to post it here no offense i hope he he
Religious Truths
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say ”shit happens”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is really not shit
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, then you deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us
New age: Affirm shit does not happen to me
Athiest: I donīt belive this shit
Rastafarian: Letīs roll that shit up and smoke it
Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening
Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesn’t really exist
Mysticism: Just experience shit happening
Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it
Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens
Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won’t tell you
Cynicism: Of course shit happens
Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence
Freudianism: If shit happens, it’s your mother’s fault
Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having shit happen
Optimism: If shit happens, we’ll find a way to use it
Pessimism: If shit happens, there won’t be enough for everybody
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