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Offline TranzNDance

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« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2004, 03:54:39 PM »
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Put the lid down? As if.

If being considerate isn't enough to change your mind on that one... Think about the stuff that flies out from the toilet when you flush. Because the water droplets (containing stuff) can fly 10 feet, guess where they land? :mrgreen:
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« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2004, 03:55:35 PM »
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Telephone free to call my friends.


And the calls never last longer than 30 seconds. :P
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« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2004, 03:56:19 PM »
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Put the lid down? As if.

If being considerate isn't enough to change your mind on that one... Think about the stuff that flies out from the toilet when you flush. Because the water droplets (containing stuff) can fly 10 feet, guess where it lands? :mrgreen:


Sheesh, Thu2, do you have to get so "graphic"?!  :(

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« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2004, 03:56:26 PM »
amen to that Skeetley  :yey:
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« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2004, 03:57:07 PM »
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BUT, Thu2, it'll be boring without the guys to clobber and maim!   :(  :cry:

That's true. What was I thinking? Oh, I wasn't. :oops:
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« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2004, 03:57:07 PM »
We just told you if it sprays it can kill bugs.  :?
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« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2004, 03:57:37 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2004, 03:57:58 PM »
Okay, I'll leave your Bachelor pad, but I can tell you this ... when we ladies leave, this thread will DIE, because you can't play with yourselves for too long, otherwise you know what happens?!   :(

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« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2004, 03:58:38 PM »
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Sheesh, Thu2, do you have to get so "graphic"?!  :(

Sorry, that's what they said on the news. :(
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« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2004, 03:59:15 PM »
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I find that dusting is very easy when you just use that can of compressed air that is intended for your computer.  Instead of wasting time on rags and stuff, just point and shoot.  Try and make it a game.  I pretend that I am a secret agent and the dust is the evil villan.

This is actually a policy only used by learner bachelors.
The real bachelor knows once dust has been allowed to settle. it wont get more than 1/2 inch thick.
The dust can then be used for safely storing keys and loose change without fear of it rolling away or falling
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« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2004, 04:00:26 PM »
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Okay, I'll leave your Bachelor pad, but I can tell you this ... when we ladies leave, this thread will DIE, because you can't play with yourselves for too long, otherwise you know what happens?!   :(

They have to play with plastic ones?
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2004, 04:01:20 PM »
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This is actually a policy only used by learner bachelors.
The real bachelor knows once dust has been allowed to settle. it wont get more than 1/2 inch thick.
The dust can then be used for safely storing keys and loose change without fear of it rolling away or falling


ROTFLM @ Pete!  :)

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« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2004, 04:02:24 PM »
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They have to play with plastic ones?


I'm NOT even going to go there, Thu2, so don't ask me if you don't know, LOL!!!  :evil:

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« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2004, 04:02:54 PM »
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Okay, I'll leave your Bachelor pad, but I can tell you this ... when we ladies leave, this thread will DIE, because you can't play with yourselves for too long, otherwise you know what happens?!


What, impaired vision?

We already covered this with drinking filtered Brasso.
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