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Offline Ed

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Who would you invite for dinner?
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2003, 02:25:34 PM »
I'll have to second Miraenda's idea .. but I think I'd rather just Have

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3) A Genie in a bottle with thousands of wishes

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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2003, 03:17:27 PM »
Boy, is there no end to the surprises that are in store for us with each new post?

Ed's dinner guests are a definite winner!  Unfortunately, Ed, you can only have 3 wishes (that's just how the story goes) BUT, you can probably wish for a thousand more wishes from one of those 3 wishes which will then give you 1002 wishes to go.  

Make sure to make one of those wishes to provide dinner for all those other starving children that Mike didn't have room to invite (he could only invite 3 as Coon's rules specified).  I will be really proud of you then!  :thumb:


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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2003, 04:33:00 PM »
You mean I've bought into genie propaganda for all these years?  Wow, what an eye-opener.

Well, how about Santa, then?  I heard it through the grapevine that he is North Pole propaganda?  If that is so, then Miraenda will have to find another dinner guest.

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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2003, 05:07:12 PM »
No no.. Santa is real however he is really a very skinny man. The grocery stores display him as "big" so that we dont feel bad eating a big turkey dinner.

..don't get me started on all the proganda the chicken association puts out every year making us think it would be better to eat turkey for dec25th than chicken!

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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2003, 09:14:35 PM »
You mean you don't eat chicken for dec25th?  What's the matter with you?  Let me educate you, Ed ...

1) You eat chicken for dec25th
2) You eat eggs for Valentines
3) You eat jambalaya for Easter
4) You eat oysters for Mother's Day
5) You eat peanut butter for Father's Day
6) You eat pumpernickle sandwiches for Thanksgiving

Sheesh, Ed ... everyone knows this!  Where have you been?

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2003, 09:37:39 PM »
mm... Turkey..

In fact I would rather see them all be replaced with BBQ Steak as the primary food! :-) No vegetables..... just meat! :-) mmmm.. good! hehe

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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2003, 01:18:52 AM »
i eat babies year-round...   :evil:
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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2003, 05:07:38 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2003, 10:00:34 AM »
Quote from: leighsww
Face it, Mike you can't disguise your true nature no matter how hard you try. You're basically a doggone nice guy even though you want us all to believe that you're a no good, rotten scoundrel.


Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.  ;)

If that actually happened, I would probably make them do degrading tricks for food scraps.

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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2003, 10:15:35 AM »
Or clean your place.  Don't forget to have them do chores like cleaning your bathroom and the toilets with a toothbrush.

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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2003, 10:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Trey
i eat babies year-round...   :evil:


BAAAAAAAH! :shock:
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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2003, 10:40:37 PM »
Some people really don't want help.  :(


 

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