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gamers:fix
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« on: January 09, 2004, 04:25:23 PM »
where do these effin departments get their ideas from! i should employ ex gov employees and introduce a monopoly whereby i can charge whatever i want, do half the work and get away with it while i'm smiling all the way to the bank. oh, and i'll only work from 9 - 4 so that i'm innacessible to most working class citizens too.

i'm just a touch upset about my local road and transport authority and the ever increasing registration fees, licensing fees, transfer fees, scratch your ar5e fees, paperwork fees, compulsory insurance fees, license plate fees, i felt like it fees. Grr..!!

aaaargh, where's that angry smily i'm looking for???

/end of rant

hey, i just figured something out. everyone on here is so nice because there are no angry smilies. nothing to plant the seeds of discontent. hmm, gives me an idea...

/runs off to delete all angry smilies all over the net and make this world a better place for all

ahh, i feel better now. move along, there's nothing to see here.
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2004, 04:26:51 PM »
Grr..!!

Are you telling me he looks happy?
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2004, 04:37:13 PM »
well, he sure does  Applause  Grr..!!
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2004, 04:39:08 PM »
nah, he looks kinda; i'm so horny i've whipped myself but i found out it hurts

or

i've whipped myself on the butt so many times that all the blood has rushed to my face

who knows, it's open to interpretation Confused
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2004, 04:39:36 PM »
Oh dear Confused

Speaking of governments, ours has just brought out a law stating that if your wheels are more than 50cm from the kerb when you park you will be fined £100.  Neutral
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2004, 04:40:34 PM »
look, are you guys trying to put a hole in my theory because i thought i was onto something there. Sad

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2004, 04:52:17 PM »
Heh heh.. oh how I love America.  Ner Ner
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2004, 04:54:10 PM »
you take the good with the bad mussavcom.
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2004, 04:54:53 PM »
Bad? You mean being the primary target of over 50 of the world's largest terrorist groups?  Crying or Very sad
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2004, 04:59:44 PM »
lol. if you put it that way. well, you know even citizens of third world countries have a good life too. i come from a third world country and if you ask my parents life over there was better than it could ever be in a developed country. i personally think they are crazy but i grew up here and they grew up there. it comes down to conditioning and family i guess. the houses we have in aus, and the three cars, bikes, tv's dvd's and all the other junk that we need a second garage for can't replace the family and friends for my parents. i can see their point.
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2004, 05:00:11 PM »
50cm??? I hadn't heard about that... So question, how often can you afford to pay this fine, seeing as unless it's a very narrow road, 2 wheels will always be more than 50 cm away from the curb.... PMPL  Ner Ner

I think everyone should elect me Prime Minister so that I can sort this country out - we'd start with stopping new govenments redecorating everything when they take over office (Anyone who spends thoundsands of pounds on a desk because he can needs a slap!)  Sad
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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2004, 05:30:35 PM »
Yehhhh go hush  Razz

I'll vote for ya, gotta be better than the shower of condescending hypocrites we usually get.

I dont' want to be paying breathing tax and flashing my ID card everywhere I go in 10 years time.
Get rid of em I say!  Grr..!!

Oh yeh and I hate the taxman too
*Wanders off muttering*
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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2004, 05:33:03 PM »
Oh and watch the kerb when you park tomorrow  Very Happy<----Rant ends Here[/color]
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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2004, 05:34:12 PM »
What has started here?  Let's have some joy now.  Smile  I'm happy even though I don't like taxes.  I think we should just all start our own country.  We can chip in to buy an island and banish taxes forever.  Thumbs Up
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2004, 08:01:49 PM »
no taxes is an imstantly collapsed nation unless it was corporate economic state thing or something.
which would be TIGHT, because i would want to be ceo that was elected by the people, for the people.
man i gotta stop with all my whack ideas...
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