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Ripta
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« on: February 16, 2004, 01:30:20 AM »
*blink* at the whole forum.


(sorry...  Crying or Very sad I just couldn't resist  Confused )
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2004, 02:27:54 AM »
Grr..!!  behave Razz
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2004, 06:00:25 AM »
okay.......Huh??
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2004, 07:01:54 AM »
How does a thread with no topic go off topic? Confused

I know...pickup lines! Cool

1. If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.

2. I know I'm not a clerk, but you've got a few items I'd like to check out.

3. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

4. Do you have a Band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

5. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2004, 08:16:14 AM »
So you're actually getting off-topic on a no-topic posting by having a topic on your posting? Nice. Very Happy
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2004, 08:18:13 AM »
I know I'd fall for those lines (fall down due to laughing so hard).  Smile
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2004, 08:55:31 AM »
As if any woman could resist #3.....
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2004, 09:41:34 AM »
I'd put a list of women's pickup lines to counter Skeetley's, but I don't know how to pick up men...maybe leighsww can help me out on this one.  Wink

The best I could come up with would be:

1. Oh darn, my Ferrari's in the shop, could you give me a ride home? (since cars were mentioned in another thread)
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2004, 10:05:58 AM »
Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad Don't capitalize my name !!!   Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2004, 10:16:36 AM »
What's that, Skeetley?
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2004, 11:03:58 AM »
Best pickup line that ever worked for me:

"I'm glad you liked it.  Tell me what you would like to hear, and I'll dedicate it to you next set"

Worked every time Wink

Or:

"Say, I just washed my car, and I need to dry it so that water spots won't form.  Mind if I borrow you dress for a moment?"
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2004, 11:29:12 AM »
Quote from: mussavcom
What's that, Skeetley?

Oh you know, you know......
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2004, 12:14:24 PM »
Skeetley, I have always capitalized your name since you noted it as a show of respect.  I do remember you said this:

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I didn't mean too!! I actually capitalized it as a sign of respect and then it offended the individual and at that point it became fun. I capitalize all words that I feel are owed my respect. For example, Mom, Dad, Mother, Father, Church, etc.  Smile


http://www.lunarforums.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11628&start=45&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight

If you don't want me to be respectful to you youngsters anymore, I'll stop doing it.  Razz
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2004, 12:20:12 PM »
If mussavcom is too cool for capitals, then so am I...  Right Leighsww?
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2004, 01:06:23 PM »
Okay, wait a minute.  I'm being talked to but I need to catch up with all that's being said.  First, I'd like to counter skeetley's pick up lines:

1. If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.
Well, take your horseradish like a man, because you ain't getting any

2. I know I'm not a clerk, but you've got a few items I'd like to check out.
I don't think your scanner can handle my tomatoes

3. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Sorry, I only pass out my persimmons to guys with kumquats

4. Do you have a Band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Well, you might then be infected so stay your distance

5. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Would crossing them get you pointed in the right direction?

LOL, did you really ever use these on anyone??!!  Smile  If you did, did you get anywhere with them? Luff Ya
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