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« on: January 07, 2004, 03:08:48 PM » |
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Okay, only a few of the signs you're addicted applied to you, so maybe--just maybe--you aren't addicted.
How to tell? Read this list of signs that you don't visit LF often enough.
1. You don't know that "Domain names can take up to 72 hours to become active as the DNS nameservers propagate...."
2. You're too scared to post in Chat & Stuff.
3. Every time you see MikeBoger's avatar, you tilt your head a bit to the left to properly view it.
4. Every time you see Jwink's avatar, you pick up your moniter and turn it upside down to properly view it. (admit it, it happened to you when you were newbies here.)
5. You've never (thank God) used the whip.
6. You get Miraenda confused with Mithrandread.
7. You do not have your log-in information saved,
even though you are using a secure, private computer.
8. One word: n00balicous.
DOCTOR'S ADVICE: Generally, a good mix between addiction signs and non-addiction signs is healthy. Make sure you do not ban LunarForums from your brain; however, over-exposure can be dangerous.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: LunarForums is a great place. In fact, I'm in there all the time. You might say I'm addicted, but hey, to each his own. It doesn't make me crazy, though--my duck told me I'm still okay. I have three talking canaries and some Trail Mix (it thinks i'm nuts) but the canaries are nice to me and their my friends and no matter what every one else says im a good person and my canaries can tak and they say stuf to me but pepol at the factery dont belive me they say he relly puled a charlie gordon this time and i sad my frinds at lunarforms can kik yor az an tey sad watever and my cnarys sad im to smard to be a janotor at a factery plus my frend algarnon he is a mows sad i can do gud for siens but i wan to be janotor end i tank lunarforms for tis job becuse witot tem i wud not be wat i am todey
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2004, 03:39:53 PM » |
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LOL ... mussavcom, I must admit you have the makings of a great comedian (or a candidate for the loony bin). You need to join Mike in his comedy act. You'll certainly go far, my boy. Very creative and talented, indeed! We can't hold a torch to you! Do you like come up with this on the fly, or does it take like 2 minutes for the funny/insane juices to flow?     (that last one is just because you love that whip so much!) |
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2004, 04:23:42 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2004, 04:46:34 PM » |
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Hahaha, you are the Funniest man... in that chair (At this point, we cue Max's Avatar for people who have seen the ITV advert)   (Just for the record I put this on my site, not holinking from Max  ) |
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2004, 04:46:55 PM » |
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"Just living is not enough," said the Butterfly.
"One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower."
~Hans Christian Anderson~(1805-1875)
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2004, 05:14:30 PM » |
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That got me to looking in your lunar_forums dir, Hush, and what I found is ... odd. You have about 5 "kath" pics which depict an angel with a horn. You even have a directory named kath, with storm pics in them. What are your feelings about Kathleen, by the way?
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2004, 05:20:56 PM » |
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mussavcom - are you being like Miraenda and poking your nose into other people's website drawers? Shame on you.
You know what they say? "Curiosity killed the _ _ _ " (oops, this was purely a coincidence. That's the only saying I could think of for "curiosity". Since you keep getting annoyed with us mentioning _ _ _ s, I've had to let you fill in the blanks).
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2004, 05:25:16 PM » |
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It better as heck be "dog"s. My sisters just (purposely) let their dogs out of their crates, and ran around for 10 minutes, pretending to "try" to catch them. Then, the female dog stopped, crouched, and peed on a large, expensive rug. Good thing my mom's not home.
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2004, 05:29:16 PM » |
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Yep, I remember. Who edited that (or did Kata really type it)?
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2004, 05:33:34 PM » |
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Who really knows? You'll have to ask Kata.
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2004, 05:49:39 PM » |
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Here is my interview with KataPult:
mussavcom: Kata, is it true that you often post o--
Kata: guuhhh!!!! nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu liiiiiiiiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
mussavcom: *writes down notes* Do you actually post on LunarForums?
Kata: yuuuuhuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
mussavcom: Can you speak English?
Kata: Of course! What makes you think I can't speak English??!!
mussavcom: Okay, I'll cut right to the chase here... Do you, or do you not... love Kathleen?
Kata: No, I love Leigh. Uhh, I mean, Miraenda... no, that's not right.... is it Kim? Jeez, sorry, I was so drunk then... I really don't remember.
mussavcom: But do you love this unknown?
Kata: With all my hart.
mussavcom: It's spelled "heart," you jerk.
Kata: Sorry. I'm too drunk to even spell write, see?
mussavcom: No, you spelled write right.
Kata: To Miraenda/Leigh/Kim/Mithrandread/Hush:
Girl, I love you. I really do. Even though I was drunk, I still loved you. Please come back to me! My Barbie phone is longing to ring, but you still haven't called back. Mir/Liegh/Kim/Mith/Hush, I love you so much, whoever it was!!
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2004, 05:51:02 PM » |
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I don't believe that conversation was with Kata. Too many words are spelled correctly (plus there aren't enough exclamation points being used).
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2004, 06:16:11 PM » |
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In my defence, my feelings for Kath are not as strong as my feelings for Steph, who is assisting me with some PHP stuff, and so has my eternal adoration  But don't tell my fiancee that  |
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2004, 06:18:17 PM » |
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Also, Ed would know that Hush is not a girl. And, he would have duct taped mussavcom's mouth after the first question, so the conversation would not have gone on that far. |
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